father suarez: a woman came to me, crying, asking for help. she said, "father! i have a problem. i'm 45 years old.. and still don't have a boyfriend!!! huhuhu.".sabi ko, ang unsual naman. hindi kasi madalas na gantong problema ang natatanggap ko. i didn't know what to tell or advise her. so i prayed for her. while praying for her in silence, she suddenly exclaimed, "father! i know what i should do! i should lose weight!". i said to myself, "Diyos ko po, salamat naman po! alam na nya ang gagawin nya.". so, i celebrated mass after encountering the woman. after the mass, i saw her, again, waving her hands. "father! andito pa ako!". she said "i have a problem, father.". "what is it?". "i don't know how to lose weight! what should i do! :(" . i thought, "Diyos ko po, Hesukristo, ano ang ipapayo ko sa babaing ito?". and then, i heard the Lord whisper to me on what to tell the woman. i told the woman this, "this is what you should do: DON'T EAT TOO MUCH!"... after a few months, a womam, slim and sexy, came to me, along with a tall guy. she said, "father, do you remember me? i was the one who approached you! i want to thank you". i stared at her and tried recalling... "abay oonga, ikaw nga! anong nangyari, ang payat payat mo na ah!" the woman, answered, "e father, kapag nagugutom kasi ako at nakakakita ng pagkain, naaalala ko ang mukha mo. nawawalan ako ng gana! thank you ah! this is my boyfriend pala..."
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LOL! i really love fr. suarez's humor.
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